Cougar Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- The blue sea pulls me closer. For this reason, you'll usually find me in various beaches while wearing my bathers. While enjoying the view, I like to sip red wine. If I'm not near the shore, I'm surely in my room kissing and undressing a hot bloke. You should know that I'm a naughty lass. I have lots of dirty thoughts in my mind that can turn you on in an instant.

- So taking a break for a while. X Ok im here because i want more....but i have a family and availability is low (much to my frustration). Eventually there will be some nsa / fwb action once i am comfortable and confident with my safety and ures. Ill add more later ... duty calls

- Down to earth. I love to meet new people. I am open to FWB's. I am a kind, friendly, passionate person.

- Just want to chill and fuck

- Straight up! Im a large lady, just over 90kgs but Im working on it. My teeth arent the best but Im working on it. Im on the Mid North Coast of NSW so unless youre willing to travel (?)

- Hi I'm Kelly, a little new to this and a little nervous I'm a bit shy to show my face, but i have other pics My mum's south American so i Got the Latino butt

- i like bud and phat asses

- "Picky" I'm picky about almost everything because for me, there's no room for mistakes. Before doing business with someone, I have to analyze if it's for the better or if it would just result in nothing. You have to keep in mind then that before introducing yourself, make sure that you're not wasting my time or your time.

- Just here for a good time

- I love eating lollies before having sex. Sweets amps my mood. It serves as a dessert that ignites me like a wild fire bringing hotness all over the room where I'm in. I'd be pleased if I see you looking at my nice bum. As a reward, I'll show you the best performance to make you explode in no time. Brace yourself!

- I've got amazing tits and an exquisite pussy. I'm blonde haired with green eyes and rather pretty. I'm seeking men only for threesomes. Or just one on one.

- Quiet, Shy, Hassle Free, NSA, FWB,

- Seeking NSA fun, nothing serious just a bit of fun and excitement. Not looking to be wined and dined just wanting a good scr_wing Im a voluptuous girl with a high sexual appetite and know what I like Clean discrete only I dont cyber so if your hrs away or in another state please dont waste both our times because I wont reply.

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- happy to meet fun, open minded guy