Cougar Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- I'm a 5ft 3 voluptuous bi-sexual Philo gurl looking for a sexy guy for fun, no strings fucking. I'm in a relationship with a non-binary gorgeous human that is completely cool with me exploring my sexuality. Encounters would include my partner, however if you don't wish to be touched by them that is ok you can both spoil me and still have a fun time. We would like to find a regular arrangement with someone ideally with a person that is easy going, good hearted and with a good sense of humour. We are both very protective of our life together and each other so there would be absolutely no tolerance for dickheads, homo-phobes or gym junkie/dick obsessed mysogynists. Ideally the guy would be in good shape, reasonably good looking and have an above average cock. Skin colour is not important. Good hygiene however is a pre-requisite. I love the idea of getting fucked by a big cock while my partner eats my pussy. My partner is very easy going and just wants me to have fun and enjoy myself. There's no hidden agendas. Just good dirty fun in a safe environment.

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- I ones had sex in a pool house

- Love is like a poison that corrupts the mind and makes us do stupid and quite crazy things. Because of that, I refuse to feel any love. I refuse to be passionate and romantic with someone. Since I think that way, some people refer to me as the cold and heartless woman. Well, I prefer to be called in those ways rather than to be called the woman who lost her mind because of love.

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- I am not the prettiest lady but I am honest trust worthy and friendly I am also a submissive in the bedroom I like to have naughty fun I also like younger guys as well so if your up for a older lady I don't bite.:)

- looking for some fun nothing serious

- Being comfortable in one's own skill is, in my opinion, a woman's greatest weapon. I love expressing myself through my clothing. When I feel mellow, I'd don on a hoodie and pair it with a pair of simple jeans. When I feel daring though is where you'd see me strutting down the street in heels, a skin tight dress, and red lips.

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- I'm a sophisticated country woman - active and fit - and I like the physicalness of someone who also is fit, strong and active. To me, the most important sex organ is the one between the ears which translates to good manners, an interesting brain and a good conversationalist.

- The blue sea pulls me closer. For this reason, you'll usually find me in various beaches while wearing my bathers. While enjoying the view, I like to sip red wine. If I'm not near the shore, I'm surely in my room kissing and undressing a hot bloke. You should know that I'm a naughty lass. I have lots of dirty thoughts in my mind that can turn you on in an instant.

- I've been seperated for 3 years. My kids are 19 and 18 and are off doing their own thing and I'm ready to meet lots of new people and see what happens. Im a creative, fun loving, caring friend to have around (so Im told) I enjoy entertaining family and friends, I also love to explore different cuisines, travel to places close and far away, see movies, or to see live Musicals at the Theatre. Im a good cook but I tend to reserve these skills for the all too infrequent but elaborate dinner party.

- I have tons of dirty secrets that I want to share with you and I am truly amazing when it comes to sex. I will make you feel better and I never disappoint. By the way, I am not yet married and I do not have plans on settling down any time soon. I'm only here for fun. If you can give me that, hit me up!

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- I am 19 and sexy