Cougar Dating Ermington, New South Wales

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

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- The blue sea pulls me closer. For this reason, you'll usually find me in various beaches while wearing my bathers. While enjoying the view, I like to sip red wine. If I'm not near the shore, I'm surely in my room kissing and undressing a hot bloke. You should know that I'm a naughty lass. I have lots of dirty thoughts in my mind that can turn you on in an instant.

- I am not the prettiest lady but I am honest trust worthy and friendly I am also a submissive in the bedroom I like to have naughty fun I also like younger guys as well so if your up for a older lady I don't bite.:)

- Seeking NSA fun, nothing serious just a bit of fun and excitement. Not looking to be wined and dined just wanting a good scr_wing Im a voluptuous girl with a high sexual appetite and know what I like Clean discrete only I dont cyber so if your hrs away or in another state please dont waste both our times because I wont reply.

- Looking to meet a man who can prove that to me not always but once in a while. Yes i can take care of my self but i need a man to spoil me once in a while and especially on the first meet as to me the first impression goes a long way in shaping how i spoil you back behind the doors if you know what i mean. soft ass needs some spanking an rimming. NB i am not a regular female. i am 38 years and got my own things going on so be nice and if you are not real. Stay off my page

- Fun, enjoy flirting, up for most things

- I'm a nice, cute, sexy, romantic and naughty lady. I'm looking for a man who want a new fun adventure, a man who knows how to treat a lady right, someone that's good with his lips down there... I'm fun to be with and like to laugh and make jokes. I like hanging out, traveling, movies and keeping fit. If you want maximum fun then hit me up let's give it a try.

- All men want to fuck and some could perform for hours. But then, no matter how long the fucking is, some men still could not get some women to have a single orgasm. Now, here I want to meet a man who knows how to woe a woman. If you have the art to make me tremble when I cum, then you are mine!

- Just got out of a long term relationship I won't bore you with the details. Looking for fun

- Friendly, funny and confident but not here to make friends. My big bump isnt for everyone but is my most prized possession.

- Lonely girl looking for fun!

- I am 19 and sexy

- "Picky" I'm picky about almost everything because for me, there's no room for mistakes. Before doing business with someone, I have to analyze if it's for the better or if it would just result in nothing. You have to keep in mind then that before introducing yourself, make sure that you're not wasting my time or your time.

- look for some fun and to enjoy the ride ;) please make me wet

- Chilled happy girl looking for NSA fun!!