Cougar Dating Lake Albert, New South Wales

- Curvy independent woman seeks fun

- Are you married, in a relationship or is it just complicated? Are you a shallow, narcissistic, judgemental c**t? Are you really good at making promises you dont keep? Are you younger than 34 or older than 44? Are you short ie less than 510, skinny/thin or hairy? Yes to ANY of the above? Do us both a favour a please DO NOT read on ... Im just a run of the mill chick, light-hearted and fun; sexy time is best laying under the sun A lady on the streets, a whore between the sheets; a little left of centre, Ill bring the sweet treats Like a good buffet, enjoy your fill; relax, mad fun with me doesnt come with a bill All you can eat, I'm not keen for the meat; oh wait, youll still need an invite to take a seat Dont be arrogant, pushy or jump the gun; shots fired! be careful or youll end up with none Play your cards right, well take it to new heights; you can have me your way, dark or under lights Not much of a cook, its only veggies and chook; I like to unwind with a hot bath, a cold cider and a good book Not one for camping, Id rather the four seasons; treat me like a princess, you just should for no reasons 50 shades of grey and so naughty its a sin; wining and dining? Hmm can we just stay the night in Beauty and brains, give me pleasure and pain; far from a psycho, Im happy, kind and sane Im a Taurus, strong willed and stable; clear on what I want, I know what I bring to the table A slave to the daily grind, addicted to the hustle; its stressful but my mind is my strongest muscle A man comfortable being the boss and taking the lead; its not just a want, its really a need No time for fake, I enjoy picnics by the lake; honest and sincere, you know I wont only take At our circus you better be the ring master; make no mistake, I only want a long laster If youre neither of these oh no, I guess itll be a f**king disaster Looking for my own Christian Grey, Im not one to pray if youre keen, please stay so you can be my regular lay

- Looking to have fun and be spoilt and pampered 😌

- Newcastle, central coast and Hunter region ONLY. DONT message me if you dont live in these areas please . Im after some action close to home not chatting online.

- Quiet, Shy, Hassle Free, NSA, FWB,

- Hey, I'm an outgoing and outspoken kind of chick looking to connect with people who can handle someone with spunk and attitude with a bit of playfulness

- Looking for something discreet and ongoing

- look for some fun and to enjoy the ride ;) please make me wet

- What do I love doing? Hmm, that's taking a nice long bath before bedtime. After taking a long bath, I check my wardrobe and choose the sexiest dress that I have. Then the next thing I do is playing with fire - chatting with strangers, touching myself, and using sex toys I bought from an online shop. This goes on and on,and I have no plans to stop.

- An average girl who has simple likes and interests to the point that I think that I'm quite a bore that's why my former lovers decided to dump me. I know that this sounds like I'm putting myself down, but the truth is that I found out about that when one of my former lovers pointed it to me. So, that's the reason why I'm here. I'm going to try something new and hopefully I'll be able to find a guy at the same time.

- Unlike other ladies, I am not into the bad boy type of guy who will only like me for flirting and sex. Instead, I am into the good guys who know how to respect me and how to treat me in special ways. Label me as old-fashioned or whatever, I still think that the good guys are the ones that are worthy of my time, care and attention. So, if you think you're a good guy, DM me and let's see what happens next.

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- Mature BBW seeking Mature local man.

- Friendly, funny and confident but not here to make friends. My big bump isnt for everyone but is my most prized possession.

- Looking for a casual, no-strings-attached arrangement!

- Looking for naughty fun and a man that can fuck me rough