Cougar Dating Port Pirie, South Australia

- Looking for no strings attached fun. I'm not interested in stories, I read all day for work. I'm not interested in whatever crap you've copy pasted from google. If I wanted to read that trash I'd go buy a book or hit up google... If I don't respond to your message it's because I have dicks pretty much being thrown at my face right now, I'm either busy, you probably lied about your age or are too old/look like my dad. Only looking for genuine people, if you're just after pics and a fap piss off and stop wasting my time. Yes I'm a bitch and I don't care! I just want cock kgo

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- Sorry apparently I have 2 profiles I will answer both.. I have been with women mostly and love it, I'm intrigued with men but have not had one in over 20yrs and have never been fully satisfied by one. I am looking for fun with a man, as I am not very experienced with the male species I guess you could say I'm looking for a teacher/student relationship😉 I'm 47 and a little overweight, I'm very shy and don't have alot of confidence with men but hoping someone can help change that.. I am very interested in the thought of a triad..

- Well Hello. Shit!! Wot do u even write on this...?? So I'm 43. Ok I no, getn old relax. LoL😉 Have 3 kids, not that u really needed to no that but oh well.. I thought I was I heaven and had a man that truly loved me deeply and thought I'd spend the rest of my life with.... But to find d him and not 1, not 2, but 4 different dating site flirty and wanting another's sexual pressures, and I was a fool and yeah... 😥 So I'm now getting. onto a few sites myself to see wot all the fuss is about hay.. At least could of evolved me, could of had twice the fun and seconds for both of us... So I am hear to find d if he finds it and to see his reactions and body language on how feeling g that I'm now doing the same.. So I don't mind really wot happens or goes down now the other I feel cheated. But maybe with it all this come then My True Love... Wwwwoooooohhhhhh!!!! Slow down gal..!! Okay, my bad. 🤭 So I like a mans hold. And I like to be teased. Like to play around on myself and a peepping tom would help.. 😜 And a bit of a flirt doesn't hurt anyone hay... my dad use to say "" Lisa, u can always read from 'The Menu' but as long as u don't 'Eat' from it.. "" Oh yeah, thats when involved... U Dkhead..!! Well thatta do.. Seriously if u can handle that..... Ten Four Roger That Over n Out..

- Would I come off as vain if I tell you that I possess two things that men have been fond of? I have sensual lips and big boobies that have been kissed and licked by strangers I've found in pubs. The're so soft like a nice pillow you'd love to have whether you're just in bed or about to go to sleep.

- The bed is my stage where I would like to perform. If you are to be my audience, I would love to show you what I can do and my secret skills that not a lot of women are able to give you. But sadly, being able to have a ticket to my paradise will require some standards. Interested? DM me!

- Just here looking for an occasional discreet bit on the side. Im nothing exciting to look at but gee I love to fuck.

- Just because it says I'm online, doesn't mean I am. Very little free time, busy with my kids, so don't get angry if i can't meet up right away. Open to a lot of things. Ask me anything, not much scares me. I am looking to meet new people and see how we click. It may be just drinks, it may be just a hook up, or it may be on going. Who knows it may even be a long term relationship. I'm open to see what happens Not interested in long distance. Not interested in chatting with people who don't fill out their profile, come on it takes 2 mins and add a pic don't have to show your face. Do not wink or add me as a favorite. I don't have time to sort through all of that crap. Please make an effort if you want to get to know me, PLEASE!!!

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- I'm friendly, weird and funny, so be cool and maybe I'll say hello back 😙 Please don't tiptoe around me; I used to be delicate...I'm not now x PS. If you ask me about K I K - I will ignore it. If you ask me repeatedly - I will ignore you. I don't want a relationship. I don't want random K I K messages throughout the day. Not all of us have partners who know everything we do, or be okay finding out about this site. I don't mean to be harsh, but it is frustrating and annoying. Thankyou x

- I hate wasting my time. I do not like stingy men. I do not like rude people. I'm a sweet and pleasant girl who loves to laugh and have fun. If you want to know more about me, then you will discover many interesting things like my big tits, sexy smile, fantastic ass and so much more. I am sure that you would want to know me more.

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- What's nice about being older is that we can have brace sex without worrying about me being up the duff. Wouldn't it be awesome to have sex without using a cum catcher or a dinger? If you prefer not using a dinger to have a real feel of my cunt, leave me a message now.

- Looking for fun not too much..