Cougar Dating Stepney, South Australia

- Pizza on a Friday, but burger or fish and chips on a Saturday. Session drinking on a Sunday. Saturday is only reserved for shagging and eating. I don't like shagging when I'm mounted. With my dildo at weekdays. I use it in the morning and at night. Sometimes, I jackhammer myself while driving.

- I'm friendly, weird and funny, so be cool and maybe I'll say hello back 😙 Please don't tiptoe around me; I used to be delicate...I'm not now x PS. If you ask me about K I K - I will ignore it. If you ask me repeatedly - I will ignore you. I don't want a relationship. I don't want random K I K messages throughout the day. Not all of us have partners who know everything we do, or be okay finding out about this site. I don't mean to be harsh, but it is frustrating and annoying. Thankyou x

- What's nice about being older is that we can have brace sex without worrying about me being up the duff. Wouldn't it be awesome to have sex without using a cum catcher or a dinger? If you prefer not using a dinger to have a real feel of my cunt, leave me a message now.

- sorry I can't host Looking for Nsa drama free no expectations fun, not a soulmate.

- Looking for no strings attached fun. I'm not interested in stories, I read all day for work. I'm not interested in whatever crap you've copy pasted from google. If I wanted to read that trash I'd go buy a book or hit up google... If I don't respond to your message it's because I have dicks pretty much being thrown at my face right now, I'm either busy, you probably lied about your age or are too old/look like my dad. Only looking for genuine people, if you're just after pics and a fap piss off and stop wasting my time. Yes I'm a bitch and I don't care! I just want cock kgo

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- Coffee in the morning. Coffee in the afternoon. Coffee in the evening. Yes. I'm a coffee addict. My tasks that need analytical thinking at work squeezes all the juice from my brain and drinking coffee replenishes it. Coffee has also transformed me into a confident woman in bed. Want to know how confident I am?

- I am married, but love dogging in secluded public places, but only on Saturday nights, I will always have a male friend with me, he does NOT play, he is there to look after me I am NOT into pain or any rough stuff, if that happens it finishes on the spot My arse (most times), pussy, mouth, titts are always in play SAFE SEX IS ALWAYS REQUIRED I love strong, hard, thick, long dicks, at least 7 inches, you will be happy and the happier you make me the happier you will be If you say you will play and don't front, you will never be invited again Please do NOT ask me sexy chatts or any other sort of chatting, this is of NO interest to me, I am only interested in the physical thing

- As you can see from my pic. I am not a skinny barbie doll. I have big tits and a curvy soft body. I love my body and Im comfortable in my own skin. Men seem to find that confidence sexy. Im a plus size babe and I love it. But if youre not into curvy women then Im not for you.

- I could say I'm looking for you, but then that might not always be true but I am open to living in the moment and exploring every single chance of magic and satisfaction all along with the rhythm. good vibe gets me singing, treat yourself like a king if you can play me well like the strings.

- Well Hello. Shit!! Wot do u even write on this...?? So I'm 43. Ok I no, getn old relax. LoL😉 Have 3 kids, not that u really needed to no that but oh well.. I thought I was I heaven and had a man that truly loved me deeply and thought I'd spend the rest of my life with.... But to find d him and not 1, not 2, but 4 different dating site flirty and wanting another's sexual pressures, and I was a fool and yeah... 😥 So I'm now getting. onto a few sites myself to see wot all the fuss is about hay.. At least could of evolved me, could of had twice the fun and seconds for both of us... So I am hear to find d if he finds it and to see his reactions and body language on how feeling g that I'm now doing the same.. So I don't mind really wot happens or goes down now the other I feel cheated. But maybe with it all this come then My True Love... Wwwwoooooohhhhhh!!!! Slow down gal..!! Okay, my bad. 🤭 So I like a mans hold. And I like to be teased. Like to play around on myself and a peepping tom would help.. 😜 And a bit of a flirt doesn't hurt anyone hay... my dad use to say "" Lisa, u can always read from 'The Menu' but as long as u don't 'Eat' from it.. "" Oh yeah, thats when involved... U Dkhead..!! Well thatta do.. Seriously if u can handle that..... Ten Four Roger That Over n Out..

- I am an easy going person, love most things in life, not looking for a commitment, just a bit of fun.

- I am one of those independent woman who has control of my life and I am so over it. Time for some spice. My alter ego is naughty in too many ways and needs to manhandled by a confident manly guy. I can travel but this all feels so much better being fucked by someone I click with. I'm not going to just sleep with random men he needs to be a match mentally. I'm a size 16 curvy and sexy. Ill

- Sorry apparently I have 2 profiles I will answer both.. I have been with women mostly and love it, I'm intrigued with men but have not had one in over 20yrs and have never been fully satisfied by one. I am looking for fun with a man, as I am not very experienced with the male species I guess you could say I'm looking for a teacher/student relationship😉 I'm 47 and a little overweight, I'm very shy and don't have alot of confidence with men but hoping someone can help change that.. I am very interested in the thought of a triad..

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