Cougar Dating Portishead, North Somerset

Single - "heaven wont have me, and hells terrified that i will tske over!!!"

Single - "Shush is deciding on her chat-up line"

Separated - "DBJunkie is deciding on her chat-up line"

Divorced - "LOOKING FOR THAT JUICY CHERRY TO COMPLETE MY BAKEWELL TART"

Single - "Will I or won't I? Now that is the 64,000 dollar question! You'll have to get in touch to find out more!"

Single - "Waiting for approval"

Divorced, now single - "I am going to use my special magic to make you think about me! Are you curious? Well, chat with me and fall into my magic spell. I will make you so horny! Once that's done I will fuck your brains out x"

Single - "I am aware that guys find it super attractive when girls put their hair up in a ponytail or bun. I like to reveal the back of my neck. Close your eyes and imagine you kiss me right there!"

Single - "im a gal lukin 4 funn baby"

Single - "I love to smile and laughing is like an aphrodisiac .. can't abide grumpiness and cruelty. Kindness goes a long way and life is too short not to be happy, wouldn't you agree?"

Divorced - "Hi there I'm honest and caring and would like the same back!"

- Not Given - - "look no further"

Married - "i am looking for a nice man who can give me multiple orgasms!"

Single - "I just cannot stop fantasising about hot sex with a horny man who fucks the **** out of me. I need to get laid!"

Married - "I joined this site for sex! So let's not talk about other things and waste time! Fuck me and I'll reward you kindly! Lisa xx"

Single - "i am looking for love of my life"

Has boyfriend - "Fancy getting down and dirty together!"