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Single - "If you are stressed, you’ll get pimples .. If you cry, you’ll get wrinkles .. so, why don’t you smile & get dimples? Keep smiling its very simple!"

- "Laura has not yet written a chat up line."

Single - "LIVE LIFE TO THE MAX! MAKE THE MOST OF IT AND HAVE FUN,FUN,FUN ..."

Single - "Looking for fun!"

Single - "I like 3sums getin it hard n been fucked by a tounge I'm from south africa n I'd like to try an orgie"

Single - "I make the best scrambled eggs"

In a relationship - "big bouncy tits size 8 figure looking for some hot girl on girl action !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Single - "Just here to meet a guy who has a high drive like mine. Not interested in one night stands, sex is always better when you know the person a little right?"

Divorced - "Sun sea sand and plenty of .. sangria! Then again sensational sex would add to the amazing package deal!"

Single - "LOOKING FOR LOVE"

- Not Given - - "take me to the surprise place and do me the way nobody ever did :)))))"

Single - "What makes me feel frustrated is that men don't really care about my pleasure while having sex. I need someone who gives me pleasure as well."

Single - "Tell me what you can do for me?"

Single - "I'm quite the catch, so I sincerely hope that you've got what it takes to reel me in! Good luck to you all!"

Married - "Casual but romantic encounters wanted!"

Married - "Kelly has not yet written a chat up line."

Single - "You're going to find it so hard to resist!"

Single - "So you think you're a game player! Well, you haven't seen anything yet!"

Single - "I am a great catch and any man would be luck to have me. I am sophisticated, polite, kind, honest and ab avid achiever. I look forward to hearing from eligible men."

- Not Given - - "who knows when the bride Groom"